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I'm home!

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Hey Hryundel!

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Who is that sleeping in our bedroom?

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What the hell?

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Oh, it's Lokhmaty

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I got him really drunk on tequila

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Why???

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Don't yell...

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I just don't want him to see the news

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He is by the way Lokhmatenko

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He is Ukrainian after all

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Though he was born here, his relatives are over there

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So what? How long can you keep it like this?

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Don't know

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But I'm ashamed and scared to tell him

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that Russia invaded Ukraine

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I told him like they say, the troops were withdrawn

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It was all fake

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Exaggerated hysteria

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Like it's already over

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Let's go, like, drink and celebrate

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Dude! It's cruel!

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What if there is something really happened with his relatives?

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Of course, I found out!

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Who do you take me for anyway?

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They are in Poland!

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Everything is OK with them

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As much as it's possible now

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I told them that Lokhmaty would call them later

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And what about the morning?

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The second he wakes up he'll check the news 

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Well, I turned off the Wi-Fi

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And his phone battery is dead

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And I told him that we don’t have Apple's chargers

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Well, knock yourself out 

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Although, IMHO, it won't work

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What "won't work"? You do know that we can't tell him!

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He's got a heart problem and he is so sensitive!

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This news would kill him!

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Though it should kill someone else...

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Oof... Brr...

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Looks like I got really plastered yesterday

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Didn't I?

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Oof... Well, what's new out there?

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my phone is dead

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Emm everything ... is cool .. yeah .. all is fine!

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peace friendship chewing gum

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They waved their fists and everyone's gone home ...

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.. just like that ..

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By the way, don't go to work today..

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There is eh... Covid

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Here is a letter I printed for you

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"Shitsoft company is in quarantine. Don't come to work for a month. Signeded Director"

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It says "Signeded"?!

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What "Signeded"?

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Ah! "Signeded"...

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It means signed. This is a printer misspell

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I mean... Missprint...

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Why did you print this out for me?

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Oh! Our router broke down.

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I called the support ...

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They promised to deliver a new one, so ehh...

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so ehh... so ehh... tomorrow!

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Heck! What will I do without the internet?

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Lokhmaty! Eat a hot dog! Eat it!

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I do, I do ..

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By the way... Your neighbour called...

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Asked you not to come home for the time being

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There is ehh... flood.

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-Flood!
-What flood?

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A flood... ehh... A flood!

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Flood-lood-lood 

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What sort of flood-lood-lood !?

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Someone give me a phone to make a call!

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I'm not ehh'... I haven't ehh... I don't ehh...

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-And mine is broken... socket ehh...
-And mine is something with the charger... ehh...

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-It's not good... it's a... speaker...
-Something is not charging.

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-It's not charged and he's got ehh...

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-I'll be right back!
-And I'll be right back...

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Listen, this is bullshit! We won't be able to hold it for that long!

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I'll put on the "Civilization" game for him right now.

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It's a very long game.

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Well, we'll make 'til tomorrow, and then what?

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Well, I can't tell him

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that our crazy tsar decided to re-enact Hitler,

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and went with a real war on Ukraine.

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Damn! It would kill him.

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Sure, it's great to save him from depression

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But who will be saving me from depression, huh?

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I also feel pissed off that our mad tsar

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has f*cked up so badly 

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He destroyed our country in the first place!

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And killed the future of our children!

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There are people dying under the bombing!

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And you are in need of comfort?

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We should have fought the Fuhrer more actively

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while he was swelling up.

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But you were always "no politics, please no politics" !!!

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Here is the result of your "no politics".

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This is our fault.

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hmm...

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Looks like you're right.

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I propose to infect Lokhmaty with Covid!

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Hey! Good idea!

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No, Kolobukhin, I'm not crazy.

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Yes, I actually asked for it!

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Yes, spit out the window on my plate!

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You have Covid, right?

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Just don't tell anyone!

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I'll give you steampunk goggles in return, okay?

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Common!

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Oh. Ugh...

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Are you seriously drying the spit of a sick idiot in our oven????

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Are you completely bonkers like Putin or what?

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It didn't touch anything.

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I'll make a contagious powder.

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I'll touch you right now with a mallet in the back of the neck!

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Nape?

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No, it's the children have cute "nape".

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And you have a fat neck!

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You idiot have already killed all the viruses by heating!

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You'll feed your friend an empty spit?

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Oops..

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What do we do then now?

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Let's fiddle thermometer!

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Fool, you just stuck a piece of paper on it.

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This is visible to the naked eye!

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I also hid his glasses.

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He can't read anything without glasses.

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What?!

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Well, you are a moron Hryundel!

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Why did you cut off the Internet then?

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If you could just hide his glasses!?

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I didn't think...

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A-ah-ah-oh-oh!

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You are a moron...

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You Hryundel need to apply for a tsar position.

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You match the parameters.

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You are not thinking at all!

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Look, my glasses are gone too.

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Something wrong is going on.

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I think I'll go home.

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- No-no-no-no-no!!!
- No-no-no-no-no!!!

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Why?

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You have a fever! You've got Covid!

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Look Hryundel measured your temperature.

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Hryundel, thermometer!

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Where is the bloody thermometer, give it here!

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A? Right now!

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But I didn't measure my temperature!

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Hryundel measured it for you ... from the back of your neck.

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From the nape?

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Nape is for children... well... in short

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Lay yourself down! Get some more sleep!

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What are you going to do at home alone with Covid?

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There is no one to even give you glass of water.

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What if it gets worse?

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Just lie right here!

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Would you like some tea with valerian?

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But I actually feel okay.

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Lie down, lie down! It's an Omicron, a vile thing!

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Why are you smoking again?

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Pss.. I beg you, Hryundel

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Smoking is such a trifle these days.

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The world is bloody falling apart...

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What's really on the news?

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Hmm... how can I say...

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To pronounce it even... somehow...

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Thousands of deaths.

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Bombed and burned towns and villages.

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Millions of refugees.

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THE WHOLE world is against Russia, COMPLETELY!

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And we are jailed for the slightest disagreement.

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In short, it's time for you to sing a song.

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Like...

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"This time it is shite for real"

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Or something like that...

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Now we are buggered.

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Now we are buggered.

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Now we are really very really deeply buggered...

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Mmm...

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Yes, it's not funny.

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Real all-out war.

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Like in the forties...

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Only now, it looks like we are the fascists.

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There's also that Z sign...

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Do you know what it really means?

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This is half of the swastika!

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No way! I'm not a fascist!

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I just managed to be born in a country

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where damn it, there never was freedom.

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We always have some kind of tyrant.

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Schizoid paranoid!

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Bloody moron doing all kinds of shit.

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Whatever his left leg wants.

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In short, I have to go.

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Keep an eye on Lokhmaty and the kids.

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I won't be long.

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Where are you going?

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Well, just...

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To Moscow.

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(station noise)

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Listen, how long are you going to bug me?

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Why don't you give me a phone?

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Where is the Internet?

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Why doesn't the TV work?

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Why don't you let me out?

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(Hryundel sighs)

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Okay, Lokhmaty.

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I will tell you the truth.

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But on one condition.

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What?

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You won't go home

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and stay with us.

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Weird...

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In short... hmm... hmm...

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Damn... how about... where do I start here...

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In short...

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Shit

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has happened

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total!

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Turn on the Internet...

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But your family is fine! I checked!

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They left for Poland!

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Poster "The final solution of the Ukrainian question!"

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Poster "Yes to war!"

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Poster "Ukrainian children need bombs and rockets!"

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Poster "People Z Fuhrer!"

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Poster "The whole world is Nazis! Except us!"

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Poster "Catch national traitors!"

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Poster "Stalin - hunk!!"

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I made a makeshift attic for you

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It looks shallow.

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But if you move the back wall there’s plenty of space.

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We made a mattress for you.

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You'll be like Anne Frank

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(street noise)

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So. Go to school!

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Wait!

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Remember the main thing.

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We don't have any guests! Only mom and dad!

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And they both represent the "true nation"!

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Don't forget! Go on...

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(crash of breaking door)

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We were informed that a representative of a "fake nation" is hiding in your flat!

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No, no... no way... why would we...

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We support nuclear war!

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Death to all! Death to all!

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We will have to check.

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Dudes, is Putin here?

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O! Look! Masyanya!

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Gee-gee-gee...

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Come on, say "Piss off director!"

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Gee-gee-gee...

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So is Putin sitting here?

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No. He's in the bunker.

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Where is the bunker?

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Here.

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I have a present for him.

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From the admiring humankind...

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Then come in if Masyanya.

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Quoting Masyanya "Let's go for a smokey.. For a smokey.. ..""

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Gee-gee-gee... Gee-gee-gee...

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(stomping of feet)

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(muffled cell phone ringing)

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Hey! Putin!

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Ku-ku!

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Where are you, asshole?

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Putin!

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Where are you? I have a present for you!

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In accordance with the laws of war!

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... this is not the end .. this is not the ..

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And here you are, asshole, hiding!

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And who are you?

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I am the mother of my children and the wife of my husband.

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Tell me the truth, you murderer

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Why did you start this war?

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Because there are Nazis.

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So, dude, save this noodle for your zombies.

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There is only one Nazi in this situation.

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You are a bloody twat.

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There are no Nazis there. Tell the truth!

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Why the hell are they living in freedom?

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And they don't obey me, the Great Emperor?

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If my vassals will see that, they will also want to have it good.

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no way...

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It appears you wanted to strengthen your throne.

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At the expense of HUNDREDS OF DEAD UKRAINIANS!!!

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And THOUSANDS OF DEAD RUSSIAN GUYS!!!!

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Are you out of your mind???

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And not only to strengthen but also to become famous!

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You know how we were taught in childhood...

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Who is helping people

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He is wasting his time

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Good deeds

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Will never make you famous!

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You're involved in war crimes against humanity, asshole!

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Trash!

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Like Hitler... and also...

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Pol Pot, Mao Zedong,

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Osama bin Laden.

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It's all your company now!

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I was left with no choice!

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I brought you a choice!

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I brought the most reasonable and the only correct solution in this situation.

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Here u go!

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What's this?

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This is a Japanese short sword

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Wakizashi.

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It is shaped like a katana but short.

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Convenient for... uh...

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Well... you understand...

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This is for the only good decision in your life.

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Understood?

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I will go now.

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You are a monster Putin, admit it.

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Thousands of innocent people are dying, you moron.

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Because of you!

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Because of your bloated inferiority complex

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and pathetic vanity.

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Chao

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hopefully forever..

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Hey!

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Why are you so openly sitting here?

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Someone will see you - and snitch on you! 

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What, your phone died on the way?

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Well, yes ... And what did I miss?

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So, Hryundel.

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Shall we tell her the news?

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Or will we keep her in the dark for a few days like I was swindled?

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Okay, I'll tell you, this is good news.

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Come here.

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(whispers)

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Imagine!

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(whispers)

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Hehe!

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Well. I was very persuasive!

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He he

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This is of course good news.

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Excellent!

341
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But a normal life will not be here soon for us anyway.

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They say someone brought the sword to him right in the bunker.

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I wonder who it could be?..

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I wish we could catch the scumbag...

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Heh..

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